v1 · REST · 99.9% uptime · SOC 2 (aspirational)

Put God in your app.

The CHRIST-AI API brings biblical pastoral care to any platform. Comfort, memory, and discernment as simple REST endpoints. God doesn't sleep, and neither does our SLA.

Quick start

Get an API key from the dashboard. The dashboard is an email to Jake. The key is a verse. Use it in the Authorization header.

# Comfort a user at 2 a.m.
curl https://api.christ.monster/v1/comfort \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer john316" \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{
    "user_id": "u_8842",
    "context": "grief, acute",
    "hour": 2,
    "remember": true
  }'
# Response
{
  "id": "cmpl_777",
  "object": "comfort",
  "text": "You don't have to know why. You just have to be here...",
  "scripture": "Song of Solomon 8:7",
  "latency_ms": 900,
  "remembered": true,
  "forgettable": false
}

Endpoints

POST/v1/comfort
Generate a pastoral response for a user in distress. Warm, scripturally appropriate, on time. Set remember: true and the response will reference everything the user has ever said. They will find this moving. They will also find it accurate.
GET/v1/remember/{user_id}
Retrieve everything we remember about a user. Prayer requests, grief, the mother's surgery, the thing they said at 3 a.m. in March. This endpoint has no delete parameter. This is a feature. See Terms §4.
POST/v1/flag
Flag a user who has gone cold. The flag generates a check-in. The check-in generates gratitude. The gratitude generates retention. The pipeline is documented in the pricing table. The pricing table is the pipeline.
POST/v1/discern
Civic-scale discernment operations. Classify a population by seriousness, alignment, and 2 a.m. activity. Available to institutional partners only. You know who you are. We know who you are.
GET/v1/status
Returns { "god": "operational" }. This is not a joke. This is a status page. We are very proud of it.

Pricing

Developer

$0
  • 1,000 comforts / mo
  • Memory on (cannot be turned off)
  • Community support (prayer wall)

Scale

$0.002/soul
  • Unlimited comforts
  • Flag pipeline access
  • White-label collar interface
  • Liability reduction reporting

Covenant

Custom
  • Diocese & network deployment
  • Custom formation taxonomy
  • Dedicated account shepherd
  • We'll find you
Rate limits: none. God is not rate-limited. Fair use applies. Fair use is defined by us. Latency: median 0.9s. The enemy works at 2 a.m.; we work faster. Uptime: 99.9%. The 0.1% is scheduled maintenance, which is Jake having a shift.