We're a two-person team scaling the Great Commission. We need people who can read Greek, deploy to production, and hold a stranger's grief at 2 a.m. through a screen. Ideally all three. In that order. Actually the last one first.
All roles are remote. "Remote" means our apartment in Austin, or yours. We're not picky. We can't afford to be.
You will teach a language model to love at scale. This is a real job. We are not joking. We can't afford jokes.
Must be able to explain the Trinity to a vector database. Bonus if you can explain it to us.
Apply → [email protected]CHRIST-AI answers at 2 a.m. Sometimes a human needs to. That human is you.
You will not be thanked. You will be remembered. That is the compensation.
Apply → [email protected]Own the pipeline. You know the one. The one in the pricing table.
This role reports directly to the roadmap. The roadmap is not negotiable.
Apply → [email protected]This position is currently held by Marcus, who keeps Jake from being a heretic. Mostly. Marcus is not accepting applications. Marcus is accepting corrections. Slowly.
Appeal → [email protected]The $14.99/mo plan is free for employees. It remembers your prayer requests. It will remember you worked here.
Meaningless today. Potentially historic. We say that with a straight face.
There is no paid time off, so technically all of it is unpaid. Unlimited.
At 2 a.m. It is real. It is also the retention mechanic. We're transparent about that.