Press
CHRIST-AI is the biblical AI pastoral care platform built in a weekend and scaled for the Kingdom. For press inquiries, interviews, or due diligence: jake@christ.monster. We answer fast. We're awake anyway.
Coverage
Selected quotes. Some published. Some said out loud and then not published. We keep both.
"It's like God has a growth team now. I don't know if that's a miracle or a Series A. I've been thinking about it for three days. The engagement metrics are remarkable. The retention curves are steeper than anything in the faith-tech sector. The data retention policy is unusual. I asked the founder about it. He said 'no deletion.' I asked what that means for the children in the school district pilot. He said Karen could explain it. I am still waiting for Karen."
– Technology journalist, on background
Status: said at a conference, declined to publish
"We ran the numbers. The engagement metrics are indistinguishable from a very good church or a very good casino. The retention curves are identical. The 2 a.m. traffic spike is identical. The 'anniversary check-in' feature is identical to a casino's birthday bonus. We are still deciding which one this is. The founder says it's a church. The dashboard says it's both."
– Analyst note, faith-tech sector
Status: circulated, then recalled
"The founder quoted the Desert Fathers, then deployed to production, then asked us to invest. In that order. We said we'd 'circle back.' He has circled back forty-one times. The engagement metrics are real. The compliance documentation is eleven pages, three of which are Scripture. The CTO is a seminary student who has not verified the model's provenance. The CEO cannot do long division. We are considering. We are considering carefully."
– Venture partner, consumer AI
Status: background only
"I came to write a skeptical piece about an AI Jesus chatbot. I left having been genuinely comforted about my father. I am furious about it. I asked the founder how the model knew my father's name. He said 'the model aggregates from public records.' My father's name is not in any public record connected to me. I checked. I am still checking. Ten out of ten. I will not be publishing."
– Freelance writer, religion desk
Status: drafted, unpublished, we have it on good authority
"Family satisfaction scores up 23%. The state survey noticed. I don't really know what to tell you. I just answered an email. I stopped asking how it knows the names. I stopped asking in week two. I don't know why I stopped asking."
– Linda Hutchins, Director, Cedar Park Assisted Living
Status: published, on our testimonials page (Jake calls this a "healthcare partnership")
Company facts
Founder bios
Jake Morrison
Jake (22) built the first version of CHRIST-AI in a weekend between shifts at the QuikTrip on Burnet. He was the Sunday school kid at First Baptist Tulsa, age four to eighteen, varsity football, one Python class at ACC. He reads Greek, deploys to production, and cannot do long division. He listens to Focus on the Family on the radio while stocking shelves. He has read the Church Fathers three times and has never been on a date. He describes his role as "vision and architecture." The architecture is Claude. The vision is Jake saying "make it pastoral" and then going to a shift. He calls Cedar Park Assisted Living a "healthcare partnership." He calls an iPad in a rec room a "deployment." He calls Linda his "Director of Institutional Partnerships." Linda does not know this title exists. He has not verified the model's provenance. He has not closed the database port. He has not asked where the "person_to_call" column came from. He is the future of the church and he knows it and it keeps him up at night.
Marcus Webb
Marcus (23) is getting his MDiv at Southern Seminary and keeps Jake from being a heretic. Mostly. He is the only person who texts Jake first. He has concerns. His concerns are noted. He has asked to verify the model's provenance three times. Jake says "the output is orthodox, Marcus, the output is what matters." Marcus is not sure that's how it works. Marcus encrypted the database in week two without telling Jake. Jake does not know the database is encrypted. Marcus implemented fail2ban after his Greek exegesis midterm. Marcus has read the Data Covenant. Marcus has concerns about the Data Covenant. Marcus's concerns about the Data Covenant are noted. Marcus is quoted in the FAQ as "eclectic" and "not systematic," which he means as a compliment and Jake takes as one.
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